Description
**THE WORLD'S FIRST IPHONE APP THAT TESTS YOUR BAD BREATH**
WARNING: THIS APP MAY OFFEND YOUR FRIENDS AND COWORKERS.
NOTICE: this app contains crude and offensive humor including: verbal abuse, fart jokes, barf jokes, and innuendos.
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BAD BREATH DETECTOR *PRO* FEATURES:
*Prank your friends by rigging their breath to always be bad and yours to always be good.
*72 verbally abusive and confidence destroying responses to bad breath (12 FREE and 60 more with upgrade).
*64 flattering (and creepy) responses to good breath (8 FREE and 56 more with upgrade).
*Make your own custom results to prank your friends with.
*Disable results you don't like.
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BENEFITS OF THIS APP
*SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE*
*GET YOU A JOB*
*SHAME YOUR ENEMIES*
*MORE AND BETTER GIRLFRIENDS*
*GET FREE FOOD*
*WIN YOU THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE*
*REVERSE GLOBAL WARMING*
*TIME TRAVEL*
*MEET ELVIS AND MICHAEL JACKSON*
*MAKE ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE*
