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The Onion

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  • app icon for The Onion user icon for sunstreaked

    FREE | In: News |

    “Good I guess if I wanted news ( which I don't)...”

  • app icon for The Onion user icon for theKid7

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    “Future of news apps.”

  • app icon for The Onion user icon for zombiepumpkin

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    “It's a great app, even though The Onion has jumped the shark”

  • app icon for The Onion user icon for weekrocker

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    “Aw yeah, funny as hell.”

  • app icon for The Onion user icon for tmacmillan

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    “Recommended for fans of The Onion.”

  • app icon for The Onion user icon for plinske

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    “hilarious and amazing Facebook/Twitter sharing feature”

  • app icon for The Onion user icon for kwinker

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    “Teh funny”

  • app icon for The Onion user icon for mattyg432

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    “Great for recent news”

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Description

The Onion iPhone app has been completely redesigned. You're welcome.

New features include:

• Entire Onion Video library at your fingertips now in HD quality

• Revolutionary “Shake For News” mode, perfect for the lazy and indecisive

• Access to the full Onion archives dating back to 1783, save an unlimited number of your favorite stories

• Hi-Rez images that take full advantage of retina display
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