Description
Check fml every day to see what crazy stuff is on there? Have you heard of the other sites like it! This is the app you need! Handily aggregates:
-F*** My Life
-Txts From Lst Night
-My Life is Average
-My Drunk Txts
-It Made My Day
-S*** My Dad Says
-Not Always Right
-Crazy Things Parents Say
-f*** me please
-Overheard in New York
-Overheard Everywhere
-Overheard in the Office
-Gives Me Hope
-Six Billion Secrets
It's updated constantly so it is perfect for passing time and having a laugh in those boring times of the day. Here are some Gems from the sites:
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
I left my car running at work because I was still half asleep and in a hurry. I came back out 5 hours later to go to lunch only to find out someone had turned the car off and left a note saying “I locked your doors. Keys at the front desk.” IMMD
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section.
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