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Pantie XRay
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Pantie XRay
“Don't waste $0.99 4 something that won't work.”
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Want to see people’s underwear without smelling them? Pantie Xray can determine BOXERS OR BRIEFS without physical contact! Pantie Xray is so sensitive that it can even detect when someone is going COMMANDO and quickly spoils their secret mission. Pantie XRay also employs a mass spectrometer to detect GRAVY TRAIN STAINS from a range of 9.8 meters per second squared.***WARNING*** When used to pick up chicks, Pantie Xray may cause laughter, pleasure and good health.
Our 100% Real* Scientists in our lab have calibrated Pantie XRay to identify the molecular structure of over 25 different undergarments from GRANNY PANTIES to TIGHTY WHITIES!
Our Free-Ranging Organic** Scientists are much more authentic than the fake & funky Doctors our competitors employ.
*100% Real scientists are 99.9% fake
**Free-Ranging Organic Scientists are kept in cages and treated with pesticides daily LANGUAGES: English REQUIREMENTS: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad.
Requires iPhone OS 3.0 or later. Want to see people’s underwear without smelling them? Pantie Xray can determine BOXERS OR BRIEFS without physical contact! Pantie Xray is so sensitive that it can even detect when someone is going COMMANDO and quickly spoils their secret mission. Pantie XRay also employs a mass spectrometer to detect GRAVY TRAIN STAINS from a range of 9.8 meters per second squared.
***WARNING*** When used to pick up chicks, Pantie Xray may cause laughter, pleasure and good health.
Our 100% Real* Scientists in our lab have calibrated Pantie XRay to identify the molecular structure of over 25 different undergarments from GRANNY PANTIES to TIGHTY WHITIES!
Our Free-Ranging Organic** Scientists are much more authentic than the fake & funky Doctors our competitors employ.
*100% Real scientists are 99.9% fake
**Free-Ranging Organic Scientists are kept in cages and treated with pesticides daily LANGUAGES: English REQUIREMENTS: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, an ... [more]