This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true scanning functionality. Research is underway to bring this life-saving technology to life.

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***WARNING*** When used to pick up chicks, Pantie Xray may cause laughter, pleasure and good health.

Our 100% Real* Scientists in our lab have calibrated Pantie XRay to identify the molecular structure of over 25 different undergarments from GRANNY PANTIES to TIGHTY WHITIES!

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**Free-Ranging Organic Scientists are kept in cages and treated with pesticides daily